4th Year…
The year of placements. The phase which decides your
fate. You will calculate your percentage now and then. Above 60 bindass, below
60 bakwaas. Our faculty has about 400
marks for final semester in their hands. The dream day of every engineering
faculty. In this stage, casuals turn into formals, You wish good morning, good
afternoon, good evening and what not when ever a lecturer passes through, You
will ask stupid doubts during class in short you leave no stone unturned to
impress lecturers.
The entire semester completes with the same struggle
and the actual study is a day before the finals. Thus from my point of view, a
B.Tech Degree is not a matter of 48 months(4 years) but a matter 48 nights(48
subjects in total degree , hence 48 nights before each exam.) A lesson it has
taught is that life is not that easy always. Time is one of the best teachers.
10 commandments
of engineering students:-
Study all the chapters one night before the exam.
Never write your assignment yourself.
Start writing the records only on the morning of
submission day.
Treat all marks above 40 as Bonus.
Maintain atleast 70% attendance in canteen.
Should pass gracefully.
Should get attendance without being present ( Proxy
is mandatory )
If u can’t convince the lecturer in viva, Confuse
them.
Should be Outstanding student (spending most of the
time outside the classroom)
Start every
sentence with 4 letter word. (F**k, I forgot, f**k, I dint prepare for it etc.,
)
Situations you go through..
Bad time : Your
non-engineering GF/BF is free to enjoy while u slog with submissions
& exams.
Irony: The guy who copied your entire paper passes
and you flunk.
Critical Calculation: Summing up the marks you
attempted worth in the exam...
Recounting & revaluation: A cruel joke. (asking
to recount or revaluate the Supplementary exam marks)
Sub”mission” time.. numerous questions occupy your brain…
“ what is
the font & format?”
“ The
diagrams should be in color or black & white?”
“ What is
this hand writing dude, are the values correct?”
“ Are the
dates correct?”
“ Are the
index contents correct?”
Next comes viva session…
Funny moments on Comprehensive Viva day..
Your mind says..“ I still din’t submit my record,
forget about viva..!!”
Praying external examiner shouldn’t go through the
content as you fluked some paragraphs.
Making the face of trying hard to remember the
answer.
Frustrated moment When asked to prepare and come
back for second time.
That face when not even a single letter of your
answer don’t match the correct answer.
Confused moment when you don’t know which subject
the question belongs to.
Classic moments…
Taking crucial decisions by toss. Ex:- Heads we go home,
tails we go now. Heads the you pay, tails we share.
Asking yourself “how to start this experiment” ( when you are
asked to complete an experiment on your own )
“Exam.., what exam ?? !! ( Screwed up face )
When your neighbor girl draw a diagram in her answer
sheet and you have no idea which question it is.
Panic mode :
When some one says“ JNTU will be releasing the results today evening “
Major relief:
When anyone announce “Exams have been postponed due to bandh.”
Speed : Getting Ready In 5 Minutes.
Sharing :
Whole Class Copying One Assignment.
Presentation skills : Can Present One Answer In 5
Different Ways For 5 Different Questions.
Editing : Your Report Contains At least 5 Pages Less
Than The Person From Whom You Copied.
Multi
tasking: Playing Games On Cell, Sms To Gf/Bf, Gossiping With bench Mate, Day
Dreaming, Making Teacher's Sketch And Still Pretending That You Are Listening
What Teacher Is Saying.
Art : Beautiful Art On The Last Page Of Note Book.
Sense of
humor : Provide Best Unintentional Humor
To Teachers During Viva.
Exam time…
What I learn JNTU won’t ask & what I left will
be asked for sure.
The awkward
moment when you get struck in mid of the answer and you don’t remember
the rest answer.
When you prepare for the question which appeared in
last 2 years thinking it would come again. But it won’t.
When you leave a question which was asked last year
thinking it won’t be asked this year. It will appear in 16 marks section.
When 4 mark question asked as 16 marks question.
Engineers Anthem after every Semester exam..
Hum Honge All Clear,Honge All Clear, Honge All Clear
Ek Din,
OH-HO,
Mann me hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas, hum hoge all clear ek din…
The Years of Engineering
First year: Fond of Engineering
Second year: Sick Of Engineering
Third year: Tired of Engineering
Fourth year: Finished by Engineering
Finally the last day in college….
Graduation day is filled with multi-emotions, you feel elated yet
dejected. Happy yet sad, as this will be among the last days we will share with
our friends and professors. The feeling will seep in later as the day concludes
and you’ll wish it never ends. But all’s well that ends well.
As we’ll walk out from here, the college walls bear the story of the most
precious years of our life. Our hearts filled with the best memories we could
ever make.
The times we laughed, we cried, we screamed with joy.
College teach us a lot of things...
It has taught me to lose and also enjoy winning.
Taught me to have faith in my own ideas, and to believe in one’s self.
Taught me to be gentle with gentle people and tough enough to fight the
world.
It made me learn enough to
step into the real world.
Final moments…
A beautiful day comes to an end with hugs once again and promises to keep
in touch. Wishes for a good life and luck flies in every corner while tear eyed
students part filled with happy memories.
