Here I give
you some more tips to identify a Mechanical engineering student..
We say ‘
out of 8 units, I have read only 3. What about u?? 30 minutes before the exam.
We say “ I
myself did the experiment and wrote down the readings,” but fail to do the same
in front of the lecturer.
We say “
We don’t have educated faculty,’ when we are asked the reason why we failed.
On a
combined study night with friends, at 12 am, one of them says “ enough yaar
lets sleep,” and others follow his orders.
We start
our day with “ @#$%*&@#,” but doesn’t seem to know a single bad word when
talking to girls.
We never
fail to shout “OOOOOOOO,” when our friend’s crush enter our class.
Our bike
carry minimum of 3 friends where ever we go.
We destroy
minimum of one machine in our labs.
The only
thing we are concerned during final practice exam is “ Has External arrived”.
We say “
This question wont come this year” looking at previous year question paper. And
declare our self Fail if it appear.
We are the one who ask “ Have you passed” and
gets relieved when we hear a “NO” from
our friend.
We are the
one who worries about the dates in our records rather than the content in the
record.
Mid-term
exams are just another name for leaving college early.
We are the
people who photocopy the missed notes in 1st year. And take a micro Xerox
of All in one in 2nd year for malpractice.
We judge
our exam by number of pages filled in exam booklet.
Once in a
while, we think why we took engineering.
We come to
know project last submission date just one day before last day of submission.
We are the
people who carry things look like ‘Machine Gun’ & ‘Bazooka’ (drafter &
chart holder) in initial days of 1st year. And beg for H1 pencil,
drawing sheet in final year.
We are the
one who spend 3 hours of drawing lab to draw margin lines.
We are the
one who wants ourselves thrown out of the class so that we can enjoy in
canteen.
We are the
one who compete with acting skills of Ranbir & Priyanka chopra of Barfi during
answering VIVA questions. ( You can plan Barfi 2,3,4 by capturing our
expressions during VIVA session.)
We are the
one who always think “This time I will work hard and pass in all subjects”.
And lastly, we are the one who say “ My only
Aim is to get a degree in any way”.
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